Hi, everyone! I promise I’ll return to pretty photos and horrible stories – and I do have plenty in the works. It’s that I’m currently in midterms and exhausted from Foodportunity, so you get text instead. And you get my newest idea: the 2012 Tom Douglas Mega-Tour.

Eleven restaurants. Over 4.5 miles of walking. One day of insanity. And I want you to join me.

Here is my schedule:
7-7:30 am: Serious Biscuit

8-8:15 am: Dahlia Bakery

9-10 am: Seatown Seabar

11-11:30 am: Ting Momo

12-1 pm: Dahlia Lounge

1:30-2:30 pm: Serious Pie Virginia

3:30-4 pm: Etta’s

4:30-5 pm: Lola

6-6:30 pm: Brave Horse Tavern

6:45-7:30 pm: Cuoco

8-8:30 pm: Palace Kitchen

Katie Okumura over at Tom Douglas is worried for my health. Chris thinks this is made of pure awesome. Yoni just makes noises; I’m not sure what they mean. I just want to see if I can even do it.

Where do you come in, then?

I have reservations for two at a good number of these places so I can get booths to not distract people as much while I’m snapping away. And I’d really love to have company, and maybe make a new friend or two. And, I admit, I only intend to eat a bite or two at every place, as otherwise I’ll be in pain, so there will be plenty to share. But I can also crack really bad jokes about cupcakes and I love meeting new people. (And I now know way too much about nutria, but that may not be your cup of tea.)

If you’re interested, send me a DM on Twitter, email me, or catch me on campus. Adventures are often way more fun with others.